With all the trashy advertisements trying to sell products which have no relation to the actual advertisement, there are some which are witty and beyond cute!! Here are a few tasters
‘ Papa , Meri Pehli Salary’ – Tata AIG Life Insurance
This advertisement shows a little boy offering to help and elderly ‘aunty’ with her shopping bags . After lugging them up to her apartment , she gives him a rupee for his effort ( this boy is too sweet to protest at the low rates , hello its 2007 , no one will do anything for just a buck these days!!) . Little boys says ‘Thank you , Auntie!’ (Cue for everyone to say awwwwwwww) and instead of buying sweets (probably don’t get too many sweets for one buck today) , he goes to Daddy’s office and interrupts board meeting and tells Daddy , ‘Papa meri pehli salary!’ Awww!! Hope to see more of this little guy , he won over my heart with his wide eyed innocence and cute voice!
‘Glad Bangles/Mad Angles’ – Bingo Chips
This is admittedly a really annoying ad with that blondie starting out her TSN Teleshopping Network petulant voiceover in Hindi (‘ Mere jeevan mein kuch theek nahin thaaaa , Meri billi Jemima mujhse bhaagti theeeeeee’) . So she buys Glad Bangles with ‘Feng Shueeee Crystals’ to right her life and they do , BUT they don’t have the crispy Tomato Zingyness of Mad Angle Chips from Bingo.?????????????
But it grabs the attention of anyone who is idly channel surfing and that is a feat for any advertisement , no? Kudos to the person who thought this up!!
‘ Waango-Pongo-Ukkaroongo’ – Bingo Chips
Ok so I know I just did a Bingo ad , but hey this one is cool too!! The ‘host-bane-dost line from KBC ( did he say mehman-nawa-zee?) is really cheesy , but the ad is ultimately an eye catcher. The guy also taught me the correct pronunciation of ‘Ukkaroongo’! But , lemon achar flavour isn’t exactly my cup of tea , or to put it properly , my bag of chips…
‘ Bachao!!!!’ – Fast Track Eyegear
Two words that make this whole ad what it is : John Abraham. New cool short hair. Amazing style. Pretty girls throwing themselves at him , saying ‘ Bachao!’ ( bet it took them atleast three tries to pronounce it right). Exotic foreign destination (Morocco).
Hey John , humein bhi bachao , India women won’t reject you whne you take those shades off!!!
Human Lightbulbs - Happydent White
This ad shows the entire ( appearing to be old Rajasthani ) kingdom , lit up by guys who chew Happydent White and dazzle with their pearly whites. Truly fascinating and well done. There are guys crouched on car bumpers , balancing on street light poles and lighting up the chandelier for Maharaja’s dinner. That’s a true solution to the energy problem!! Happydent White!!!
Dr. Bhatavadekar and his Cow –Orbit White
Ok , so this is the five greatest advertisements on TV but this one is too good to miss. After a long series of Dr. Bhatavadekar and his broken English and beloved cow , here’s another before-and-after look at the use of Orbit White (In the before…) The beloved cow has dirty yellow teeth that has even grass screaming and for the lack of a better word running ( jumping?leaping?) away from her . (In the after) Orbit White attracts the grass which is only to willing to jump to suicide in her newly shining teeth. If flora had the ability to do this wouldn’t deforestation be impossible??? Ok , to get back on track the trump card of this ad is Dr. Bhata-whatever reciting the poem
Yellow , yellow , dirty fellow,
White , white Orbit White.
(“ It is not the rhyming but it is the true”)
A true Shakespeare in the making….
‘ Papa , Meri Pehli Salary’ – Tata AIG Life Insurance
This advertisement shows a little boy offering to help and elderly ‘aunty’ with her shopping bags . After lugging them up to her apartment , she gives him a rupee for his effort ( this boy is too sweet to protest at the low rates , hello its 2007 , no one will do anything for just a buck these days!!) . Little boys says ‘Thank you , Auntie!’ (Cue for everyone to say awwwwwwww) and instead of buying sweets (probably don’t get too many sweets for one buck today) , he goes to Daddy’s office and interrupts board meeting and tells Daddy , ‘Papa meri pehli salary!’ Awww!! Hope to see more of this little guy , he won over my heart with his wide eyed innocence and cute voice!
‘Glad Bangles/Mad Angles’ – Bingo Chips
This is admittedly a really annoying ad with that blondie starting out her TSN Teleshopping Network petulant voiceover in Hindi (‘ Mere jeevan mein kuch theek nahin thaaaa , Meri billi Jemima mujhse bhaagti theeeeeee’) . So she buys Glad Bangles with ‘Feng Shueeee Crystals’ to right her life and they do , BUT they don’t have the crispy Tomato Zingyness of Mad Angle Chips from Bingo.?????????????
But it grabs the attention of anyone who is idly channel surfing and that is a feat for any advertisement , no? Kudos to the person who thought this up!!
‘ Waango-Pongo-Ukkaroongo’ – Bingo Chips
Ok so I know I just did a Bingo ad , but hey this one is cool too!! The ‘host-bane-dost line from KBC ( did he say mehman-nawa-zee?) is really cheesy , but the ad is ultimately an eye catcher. The guy also taught me the correct pronunciation of ‘Ukkaroongo’! But , lemon achar flavour isn’t exactly my cup of tea , or to put it properly , my bag of chips…
‘ Bachao!!!!’ – Fast Track Eyegear
Two words that make this whole ad what it is : John Abraham. New cool short hair. Amazing style. Pretty girls throwing themselves at him , saying ‘ Bachao!’ ( bet it took them atleast three tries to pronounce it right). Exotic foreign destination (Morocco).
Hey John , humein bhi bachao , India women won’t reject you whne you take those shades off!!!
Human Lightbulbs - Happydent White
This ad shows the entire ( appearing to be old Rajasthani ) kingdom , lit up by guys who chew Happydent White and dazzle with their pearly whites. Truly fascinating and well done. There are guys crouched on car bumpers , balancing on street light poles and lighting up the chandelier for Maharaja’s dinner. That’s a true solution to the energy problem!! Happydent White!!!
Dr. Bhatavadekar and his Cow –Orbit White
Ok , so this is the five greatest advertisements on TV but this one is too good to miss. After a long series of Dr. Bhatavadekar and his broken English and beloved cow , here’s another before-and-after look at the use of Orbit White (In the before…) The beloved cow has dirty yellow teeth that has even grass screaming and for the lack of a better word running ( jumping?leaping?) away from her . (In the after) Orbit White attracts the grass which is only to willing to jump to suicide in her newly shining teeth. If flora had the ability to do this wouldn’t deforestation be impossible??? Ok , to get back on track the trump card of this ad is Dr. Bhata-whatever reciting the poem
Yellow , yellow , dirty fellow,
White , white Orbit White.
(“ It is not the rhyming but it is the true”)
A true Shakespeare in the making….
by Vrinda Manocha
May 29-30 2007